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vincent van gogh: pls buy my paintings

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vincent van gogh: 

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prettybooks:

25 Books for Book Lovers @ Pretty Books

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pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

okay facebook dogsorry facebook dog

okay facebook dog
sorry facebook dog

laverne cox and ellen page at the 25th annual glaad media awards

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Fuck, he thought, then shit. Also he thought the word cunt. Because he could think whatever he wanted, and what he wanted to think about was swears.

A Day in the Life of a Troubled Male Antihero (via bbc03isstillhere)

He woke up ambiguously. “Hmm,” he seemed to say as he looked warily around him. Time for another day of swords or drugs or making business, whatever his job was.

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He lit seventeen cigarettes, because who the fuck cared. “I’m a man,” he announced to the room. “I’m a goddamn man and sometimes I have to make the tough decisions that no one asked me to make and my jaw looks like a shovel and I have an important job, so fuck you,” just in case someone was listening.

i’m crying

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He picked his daughter up from wherever she had been before he picked her up.

“You look different from before,” he said to her.

“Different how?”

“Like older.”

She nodded. “Oh, yeah. That’s from time.”

He thought about it for a minute. She might be interesting after all. Not like her mother. That bitch. He handed her a cigarette.

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somebody should probably tell Philip Roth his stuff’s being plagiarized.

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this picture of me is so underratedi looked like an idiot in front of a lot of people for this

this picture of me is so underrated
i looked like an idiot in front of a lot of people for this

jessica-anna replied to your post: the university puppy room is happening…

Taaaaaaaaaake piiiiiiiictures

As if I wouldn’t!
I only get 10 minutes in there, but there’s gonna be like 300 photos of me with bloodshot eyes from stress and sleep deprivation crying into a series of traumatised puppies.