When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you.
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Wet Yourself! At The Party
this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!
that dog is gonna be off his face
(Source: 3dsmall, via crowleysdelicateass)
I needed to put this on my blog.
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE ONE. I WAS IN THE CAR LISTENING TO IT AND I WAS LIKE ‘WHAT THE FUCKING HELL’ OUT LOUD AND MY SISTER AND MY MOM GOT REALLY MAD BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
How many times did they need to record that before Cecil stopped laughing at it?
That’s the real question here.
(Source: mug-of-milk, via park3rborn)